Best of Eugene 2013-14: Best of the Ballots


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Worst thing about EW (unedited)

Ted “Dingaling” Taylor

When people leave it on the ground

Too liberal and still buys into the global warming scam.

THIS VOTE RARELY ECHOES MY OPINIONS. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO VOTE?

The people who complain about it

Stop printing

nasty

Moderate politics

It needs to get underneath its hostility to experience its grief and loss so that it can grow forward share to win-win solutions for all.

ink comes off on y9our clothes if you try and hug it

increasingly difficult to masturbate to

hasn’t connected the dots re: potus, congress, mob, corporate america, cia, nsa, ad naseum

Extreme right wing Republicans

Ecologically unsound you guys kill a lot of trees

Aggressive environmentalism

 

 

Best thing about EW (unedited)

Ted is a nice guy

Standing up for the good of the whole–like EmX, or no GMO foods.  And the layout is good.

sexy words

Nothing, I find that it misses all the marks.

Not being Political Whores

letters from dumbasses

it really wraps fish well

It cuts the edge, has low fear wall, it’s always there.

frequent use of swear words

Boobs

balls out!

aliens

 

Best thing that could happen to Eugene  (unedited)

We all get super powers that only work for doing good.

unicorn visitation

Toss out the “gang of four” on the county commissioners board.

Swings at bus stops!

Skinner Butte Waterslides

send the squares to veneta

Rebuild Downtown with a Theme

Pull their heads out of Duck Football’s ass

Make the buses run late enough that people don’t drive drunk. Jesus Christ already.

Legalize pot?

If everyone could just get oolong

Half the people moved away (speed freaks)

Crusty bus gypsies take over the Whiteaker and push out all the brewpubs

CITY GOV STOP GIVING OUTRAGEOUS TAX BREAKS FOR DEVELOPERS

Cascadian secession

businesses open later

Bikes off sidewalks

becoming the international hub of slow organic backyard unicorn farming

bar w/a dog park

A bison burger option (hello!), the opening of authentic Irish and Cuban restaurants, and a giant in-town grotto-style swimming haven.  🙂

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