Worst thing about EW (unedited)
Ted “Dingaling” Taylor
When people leave it on the ground
Too liberal and still buys into the global warming scam.
THIS VOTE RARELY ECHOES MY OPINIONS. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO VOTE?
The people who complain about it
Stop printing
nasty
Moderate politics
It needs to get underneath its hostility to experience its grief and loss so that it can grow forward share to win-win solutions for all.
ink comes off on y9our clothes if you try and hug it
increasingly difficult to masturbate to
hasn’t connected the dots re: potus, congress, mob, corporate america, cia, nsa, ad naseum
Extreme right wing Republicans
Ecologically unsound you guys kill a lot of trees
Aggressive environmentalism
Best thing about EW (unedited)
Ted is a nice guy
Standing up for the good of the whole–like EmX, or no GMO foods. And the layout is good.
sexy words
Nothing, I find that it misses all the marks.
Not being Political Whores
letters from dumbasses
it really wraps fish well
It cuts the edge, has low fear wall, it’s always there.
frequent use of swear words
Boobs
balls out!
aliens
Best thing that could happen to Eugene (unedited)
We all get super powers that only work for doing good.
unicorn visitation
Toss out the “gang of four” on the county commissioners board.
Swings at bus stops!
Skinner Butte Waterslides
send the squares to veneta
Rebuild Downtown with a Theme
Pull their heads out of Duck Football’s ass
Make the buses run late enough that people don’t drive drunk. Jesus Christ already.
Legalize pot?
If everyone could just get oolong
Half the people moved away (speed freaks)
Crusty bus gypsies take over the Whiteaker and push out all the brewpubs
CITY GOV STOP GIVING OUTRAGEOUS TAX BREAKS FOR DEVELOPERS
Cascadian secession
businesses open later
Bikes off sidewalks
becoming the international hub of slow organic backyard unicorn farming
bar w/a dog park
A bison burger option (hello!), the opening of authentic Irish and Cuban restaurants, and a giant in-town grotto-style swimming haven. 🙂
